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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
(via ambassador-of-anguish)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
(via mister-comedy)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via coldheartuglysoul)
BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
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how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
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Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.
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